is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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