im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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