last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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