Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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