the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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