me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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