The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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