Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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