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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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