There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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