He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I can't turn off my feet"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
