One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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