there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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