Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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