Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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