I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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