i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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