he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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