normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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