Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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