you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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