Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i have two assholes
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
