If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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