Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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