that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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