Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
did i just pee glitter
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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