My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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