Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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