New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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