O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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