I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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