laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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