so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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