I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
ok first of all what the fuck
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
God, I missed his penis.
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