Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You don't make any sense
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