capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Randomize
