That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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