WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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