I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize