Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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