and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
