Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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