Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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