gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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