He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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