I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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