You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize