I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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