i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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