What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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