quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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