Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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