shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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